So I'm back and already I am like "Yeah, this is Wells."

Just got back from breakfast and am possibly contemplating poisoning someone simply and so I never have to hear them speak again.
This girl, whom most everyone would like to disembowl and mutilate because she is so annoying, sat with me this morning. This girl also might have some thing for me or else really wants to see me murder her. Every time I see her she's all "You're so hot." "Will you do me?" "You look so sexy." After last semester I really don't take kindly to this. She doesn't even do it in the Sara-way(who didn't say it in public if at all and at least actually had a friendship with me), she does in the way that is like a puppy antagonizing an older dog. I dunno. But it angers me and if she continues I am going to give her the smack down, possibly Jersey-style cause that's the only thing that will get through her stupid head.
Anyhoo we're eating and she talks about how she lost her virginity over break. This is NOT something I want to know!!! Especially not while EATING!!!! Like who would do her? Honestly. Well apparently they were both drunk when it happened. That explains it. And it was behind an amp in a garage so she's all "I'm going to name a chapter in my biography Behind the Amp and write all about it after I've been a singing diva for forty years" Great. No one cares.
Yeah, my mouth was definitely fouled.
So then I'm like "Yeah, I'm horseback riding this afternoon" "Horseback riding? Lo, you slut. You ride that pony. Oh horse!" Okay, if it's the one thing I dislike about my sport it's the fact that people make it dirty all the time. But I go with it for a second in a matter-of-fact way. "Well it does take a lot of inner thigh muscle and muscles that you supposedly only use for sex." "I know those muscles work on me." ......About now is when I really give her the evil eye and growl darkly until she gets that I'm serious and shuts up before I eat her face.
I rush through the rest of breakfast and head back up to my room.
Ugh. My jeebus cryzt! There are things I just don't want to know and hear first thing in the morning.
I can only be civil to this girl so much longer.

The one good thing about freakfast though was that I managed to shoot myself in the neck with coffee. I'm putting the lid on my styrofome coffee cup and push down just a little to hard when "Ah!!!" it shoots out the little hole in the top like a coffee squirt gun right on to my neck. Then I just break out in to hysterical laughter because I think it's a once in a lifetime thing to shoot yourself in the neck with coffee. I wish someone had seen it. It helped to lighten my mood a little bit.




I am really looking forward to riding today. It will be nice to get back on while wearing new half-chaps, a new helmet and my boots that I have had for going on eight years. Ariats never die. If you want a pair of boots or shoes or something then I suggest investing in these. They started out in riding boots but they've branched out and are amazing. As the queen of Picky About Good Shoes these get a high rating. My mom bought herself a pair and is very happy. These are the ones she bought. I tried them on myself and was like "Whoa" because they are super light, comfy and durable. I have a new pair on the way since mine might be on the dying end(well really they just need a good oiling but they're brown-ish/orange and I wanted black and bit more support).
Done advertising now.

I have a ton of work to do. Procrastinating over break=really bad.
I'm cracking down when I get back today.

That's the news for now.
Peace.
~Lo