Brainsalad
The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy

I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body.

This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence.

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Flirting

"You know, my best roommate ever was someone who was the complete opposite of me. We were different, but we complimented each other.

"You know that saying that 'opposites attract'? Maybe you have been looking for the wrong sort of person. Instead of looking for someone who is like you, perhaps you should be looking for someone is not like you.

"So, you are fairly extraverted. Maybe you should be looking at someone who is slightly introverted.

"You are very detailed oriented. Maybe you should be looking at someone who isn't that great at details and focuses more on the big picture.

"your hair is very dark and your skin is white. You should be looking for someone who has white hair and dark skin.

"You have two eyes and one nose. You should be looking for someone who has two noses and one eye.

"You have arms on the top and legs on the bottom. You should be looking for someone who has legs on the top and arms on the bottom.

"Here's what I'm going to do. Tonight, I'm going home and I'm going to look on the internet for that person, and then I'm going to give them your phone number. Ok?




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