Brainsalad
The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy

I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body.

This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence.

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Career meme

( to get your own go to www.careercruising.com; Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions, and post your results.)

I think the problem was that when I filled this out, I really wanted to be "person who gets to sleep in later"

1. Mail Carrier (Scared of dogs - so no. Both my father and maternal grandfather were postmen for a while though)

2.Nursery / Greenhouse Grower

3.Tow Truck Driver

4.Train Operator

5. Courier / Messenger

6. Horticulturist

7. Zookeeper

8. GIS Specialist (Tried to get a job doing this once.)

9.Bus Driver

10. Business Systems Analyst

11. Taxi Driver

12. Professional Athlete (no. unless thumb twiddling becomes a nationally recognized sport)

13. Telephone Operator (did this for a while)

14. Database Developer

15. Web Developer

16. Transit Operator

17. Truck Driver

18. Dispatcher

19. Chimney Sweep (I always loved Mary Poppins - do people still do this?)

20. Pest Controller

21. Fisher

22. Computer Network Specialist

23. Animal Breeder (Say no to beastiality!)

24. Coast Guard

25. Airline Customer Service Agent

26. Library Technician

27. Cashier

28. Optician

29. Customer Service Representative

30. Zoologist

31. Civil Litigator (see how far down we have to go to my actual job?)

32. Home Inspector (Inspection by me - "This looks too clean. Throw some underwear around.")

33. Lawyer

34. Criminal Lawyer

35. Gardener

36. Marine Biologist

37. Cartographer

38. Air Traffic Controller

39. Dental Assistant

40. Computer Programmer


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