Shoes--check.

Car wash--check. (No touch-up paint, though.)

Drycleaning--check.

Filing--I'll sort tonight in front of the boob tube, then file during commercials.

Junk drawer--looking fabulous!

Groceries--puchased despite getting in line behind a lady who was intent on getting half of her cart load for free by catching the store on a technicality. I'll explain: the store has an "Accuarate Pricing or Your Item is Free" policy. This lady was determined to get her salt blocks free of charge. (Don't know what salt blocks are? Then just keep moving, city-slicker, nothing to see here.) Seems there is an old sign somwhere in the vicinity of the salt blocks that has an innacurate price on it. Of course, there is also a sign with the *right* price on it, but she left that part out of her story. She did, however, brag to me and everyone else who would listen to her that the old sign has been out there for three weeks and she has been getting her salt for free all this time...

But gentle readers, did I butt in? Did I call her on the morality of going to a store where there was an old sign outside just because you can get free merch???

Noooo.....

I'm "Minding My Own Beeswax Cheesehead" today. I just smiled beatifically and put my romaine on the belt.

Sigh...just can't save everybody!




**Okay---salt blocks are these ginormous chunks of salt that we country folk put outside when we have livestock. It helps the animals by helping them to retain water and motivates them to drink more water when they lick it (which, inexplicably, they will do). It's very important in hot weather.