Go here and here to see what this is all about.

But honestly, stop at five? Are you kidding me?


Planet cheesehead:

*Really good coffee. Muffins are okay, but I only really eat the tops. Scones are even better.

* All my friends will be there, even the ones I left behind when I moved back to Snow Belt.

* Wine. The good stuff.

* Ibuprofen, in case I over indulge on the wine.

* Magic sleeping pills that will allow me to nap/sleep when I want to, wake refreshed, but not with 'medicine head'. Don't worry, I won't mix them with the wine.

*All the books on my "to finish" pile, plus endless time to finish them.

* The final season of "Six Feet Under".

* The new season (without commercial interruptions) of "Nip/Tuck".

*A really comfy leather couch big enough for all my friends to sit on.

* Fruit2O, any flavor.

*Chinese Chicken Salad from a certain trendy little restaurant I used to hang out at in NoCal.

* Free Hot Stone massage on demand.

* Free mani/pedi, also on demand.

How's that for starters?