David: I really want to take my sock with me into the bathtub.
Debby: I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Let’s just throw it on the floor.
David: I politely decline to acquiesce. The sock is sticking with me.
Debby: What’s a little water on a sock? OK.

David: What is this part of my body floating here? I wonder what will happen if I pinch it and yank on it?
Debby: Look, honey, a cow! Why don’t you pinch the plastic cow? Or this green cup. You love the green cup.
David: I bet I could dig my nails into this. That would be interesting. I’m going to try to get my head as close to it as I can and really see what’s going on.
Debby: On second thought, that sock was a great idea. Let’s get that sock.

David: I’m ready to get my jammies on now. Hurry. Hurry!
Debby: Ducky onsie and the purple jammies or maybe the ducky jammies.
David: Hurry! Hurry! I’m cold. I want to go to sleep.
Debby: Could you let go of the sock so I can get your arm through the sleeve?
David: No.

David: Psych! I’m not really sleepy. Let’s go play with my sister.
Debby: Phone cords are not for babies. Garbage cans are not for babies. Library books are not for babies.
David: I wonder what my sister had hidden in her cubby?
Debby: Pictures of rainbows that your sister prizes are not for babies.

David: I would like to play for another hour and then be walked around the block.
Debby: Why didn’t you explain this to me earlier? And no, you can’t have the sock back.
David: Love you.
Debby: Love you too. And stay asleep.