the white spots are probably the yogurt I dripped as I squatted next to the garbage can and spooned yobaby into David

the dark smear? I'd guess banana from when he grabbed me for balance before I got him with the cloth

cookie crumbs, cheese crumbs, pumpkin bread crumbs

mud stains on the cuffs, grass stains on the knees

I'm sure there's dog hair from hanging out at Lisa's house loading her dishwasher, vacuuming her floor, teaching her how to use the breast pump, and reminding her to keep drinking water as she makes it through week two

I don’t think you can see the tears from when I peeled him off in the last fight before the nap

you're not going to find any chocolate—I ate all that

yes, I was planning to wear them tomorrow