Men are wonderful. Especially Rob shaped men. Last night I was attacked by a monster. And just like a knight in shining armor, Rob came to my rescue.

Okay, so it wasn't exactly a monster. It was more of a spider. But it was a fucking HUGE (and nasty looking) spider. I felt like running and screaming a lot. But he killed it for me. Yet another reason it's great to live with a man. I hate spiders. They're one of my biggest fears. And a creepy black one that's about the size of my big toe nail is something I just can't deal with. But in came Rob who squished the big bad monster spider and flushed it down the toilet.

Okay, and so Rob didn't ride up on a white horse in shiny armor, but he did run into the room dressed in all black with a paper towel all ready to kill the menacing spider for me. So I still feel like I have the fairy tale, only more modern. Less dragons and more spiders. I would have preferred the dragons.