Damn, the quote board filled up fast this time. Two quote postings in one month.

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"You wound up and slugged me with a gerbil?" -- Rob, after getting pelted in the head with a stuffed gerbil at 4am.

"When it's 4am and your husband is asleep, don't listen to the gerbil." -- Rob, to me after I told him that the gerbil asked me to pelt him in the head with it.

"That's one thing I don't like about these giraffes, they get caught in my pubic hair." -- Rob, mistaking the word "giraffe" for the word "condom". Yeah, that scares me too.

"I just found a dick lying around and thought it would look good in your mouth." -- Rob

"But, I mean, yeah, I would like a dick in my mouth." -- Rob

"Do you want mayo in your pants?" -- Rob

"Help! Help! There's a Cheeto in my ass!!!" -- Rob

"I'm going to need a sugar glider and the hog-tie set." -- Me, don't ask. Rob's the one who put this on the board. And what goes on the board, goes on here. *grumble*

"Ow. Gerbils fucking hurt!" -- Rob, immediatly after being pelted in the head with a stuffed gerbil.

"The words of the day are 'Abyssal Rectum'." -- Rob

"Why do you present me with rectums?" -- Rob

"Did you know that I miss the feeling of having such a full bladder that when I take a warm shower the pee just dribbles out?" -- Rob