Gabriel: Daddy eats bees.
Me: Oh really, what do I eat?
Gabriel: Bees.
Me: And what does Nana eat?
Gabriel: Bees and ladybugs.
Me: And what do you eat?
Gabriel: Macaroni and cheese.
Me: You don't eat bees or ladybugs like Mommy, Daddy, or Nana?
Gabriel (staring at me as if I were insane): No, that's just weird. You're so weird Mommy.

I have no idea what goes on in this kid's head.