Welcome to Station Crazy News here on Girl Child's I Have Hamsters Too at whatever time I feel like posting something, which puts me at about 7:17pm on Thursday evening.

This being our first broadcast lets start with:

In the Newest News: If your clicky finger is bored, I’ve added some new links for it to click on. These are links I’m sure most of you have already visited, but I thought it was about time I got my lazy ass up and posted them here too.

Better late than never I always say when I’m late, so I’m saying it now too.

In Personal Thoughts News: I’ve also been thinking of other ways to help poor bored clicky fingers find these links full of fun things to click on. I go to these sites and click everyday. I started doing this to help The Empire of course, but now I’m kinda addicted. I love to click on things. I have loved to click since I started using the internet and such things as internet ads were invented by someone who is obviously smarter than me. Anyway, my curiosity almost always gets the best of me and I need to click, click, click on all kinds of ads that I see. My favorite ones to click on are ones that have moving parts. Like something shiny that I catch out of the corner of my eye, I try to ignore it, but I just can’t quite keep myself from sliding my eyes across the screen to get a better look. As I slide my eyes across my clicky finger knows what’s coming and jumps a little in anticipation. I see the add, most of the time not even reading what it’s for (for Gods sake!) and before I know what happened I’ve clicked and been instantly transported to another site to peruse at my leisure.

My goodness, whatever would I do with my time without modern technology. If I actually believed that Al Gore invented the internet, I may have sent him a thank you card. Seeing as I believe he’s full of bull crap, I’ll save the cards for someone else.

Which reminds me, I need to fill out the thank yous for my baby shower. Remind me to do that please :)

And, in other breaking news here on station crazy news, I received a package today from UPS. YES I DID!!! Isn’t it exciting? Bad part being I was at work when it came today and I’m still at work now. Better part, I’m opening that sucker as soon as I get home. I have a feeling a breast pump might be in there, but I’ll have to wait until I get home to see.

In Family News: I also want to say that I have yet to receive one. single. thing. from my fathers family. They have said they would be sending me something, but that’s all I heard and I heard it back in April.

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And we’re back. Anyway, what the hell was I talking about anyway? Oh, yeah, Family News. So, they promised me they would get me things for Muffin and I haven’t heard a word about it since then. They haven’t called me one time; instead they pass messages through my sister. Like it’s that hard to pick up the fricken phone people. In reality I don’t need them. My real family has more than provided for me. This includes my friends, my peeps here on JS and their families, and my work family too. I know who loves me, and I feel blessed by all those who do.

In Muffin News: He gets the hiccups a lot lately. I hope that means he’s learning to breathe and get ready for his birthday. MD found a monkey costume in the Babies R Us flyer and I’m definitely going to get it for Muffin for Halloween (which just happens to be my favoritist holiday ever).

Our final story tonight is an interesting tale of a girl gone mad. A girl who took to her blog to document a fake TV newscast she was having in her head. She feels much better now that she has and she knows that when she re-reads this she’s going to laugh her ass right out of this stool here at work in front of everyone.

I can’t think of a better way to pass the time.

Thank you for joining me during this broadcast. I look forward to many more in the future. This may be the only way for me to save my sanity, or toss the whole thing right out the window…I’m not sure how it will go yet.

So, from Station Crazy News here on Girl Child's I Have Hamsters Too at 8:18pm on Thursday, this is Girl Child wishing you all healthy grasps of your baskets. :)