ABCs

A - Available: Nope
A - Age: 24
A - Annoyance: The fact that the maintenance people tore my bathroom floor up yesterday and then told me that it might be a while before they would put a new one down.

B - Braces: never had any, my teeth were always straight
B - Birthday: February 18th

C - Crush: my little boy
C - Car: mazda 626
C - Cat(s): no cats, MD doesn’t like them and we’re not allowed to have pets here anyway

D - Dead Pets Name: dog-tootsie, cat’s- leo, cloe, and I think simba very soon
D - Dads Name: Francis, but everyone calls him Frankie or Frank
D - Drinks: water and pepsi, coffee too when I’m in the mood

E - Easiest Person to talk to: Mommie
E - Email: gmail
E - Envy: I’m jealous of people that live close to their mothers or whose grandmothers are still alive

F - Favorite Color: lavender
F - Food: right now I wish I had some taco dip
F - Foreign slang: fungool (spelled wrong I’m sure, but who can spell words right in Italian anyway?)

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: bears
G - Good Times: are better than bad times, obviously

H - Hair Color: brown
H - Height: 5 ft, 5’1” on a good day
H - Happy: happy, happy, happy, I’m so happy today, I live in the USA, I’m so happy today.
H- How you want to be remembered: depends on who is doing the remembering I guess

I - Ice Cream: is delicious! Especially pistachio
I - Instrument: I used to play the clarinet, the clarinet goes doodley, doodley, doodley, doodley, det! Then I tried the guitar, but that was no good. I guess I could try to play a kazoo, I might be good at that.
I - Idol: Gramma and Mommie, they really are the greatest role models EVAH!

J - Jewelry: the only piece I wear every day is MD’s class ring
J - Job: HA! What’s that? If you want to know what I do all day, I take care of Muffin.
J - Jokes: I iz fullz of dem!

K - Kids: I have one, beautiful little boy. As for more, I’m not so sure about that
K - Karate: kid was an okay movie, I think that kid learned a lot from having his ass beat
K - Kung Fu: Everyone was Kung Fu fighting. HIYA! Those kicks were fast as lightning HA! It was a little bit frightening.

L - Longest Car Ride: The one in the Uhaul from NY to KY
L - Longest shower?: I don’t really know, I can’t take a shower here because we don’t have one, all we have is a tub even though they promised to install a shower when we moved in two years ago.
L - Love: is all you need

M - Milk Flavor: strawberry milk is my favorite
M - Mothers Name: Mommie, or now Noni, or if she’s not your mommie, Netter
M - Movie Last Watched: Jerry McGuire, SHOW ME THE MONEY!

N - Number of Siblings: two, one brother and one sister, worked out pretty good for me
N - Northern or Southern: to live: North, weather: North, people: North, I guess the North wins this one
N - Name: Donna

O - One Wish: I wish I had a dime for every dime that I have, which would give me about 20 cents
O - One Phobia: That if I don’t kill a spider that it will come and get me
O- Obnoxious: People should be punched in the face

P - Part of your appearance you like best: My eyes
P - Passion: I don’t know. Maybe that’s my problem, I don’t know what it is, other than being a mom
P - Pissed off: Is better than being pissed on!

Q - Quote: "In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed." Kahlil Gibran- That was one of my Gramma’s favorites
Q - Quick or Slow: depends on what I’m doing

R - Reason to smile: My family
R - Reality TV Show: My very favorite one is Survivor
R - Regrets: I have none

S - Song you last heard: Ice, Ice Baby- yeah, you know you love it
S - Season: right now it’s winter, even though it hasn’t been that cold, my favorite season is Fall
S - Sex: No more of that. That is where babies come from and I learned my lesson the first time…..jk

T- Time you woke up: which time, I went to bed around three, got up again at five, then at eight, then at ten for good
T - Time Now: 4:20pm, I know there is a joke there, but seriously that is what time it it
T - Time for bed: when Muffin will go to sleep

U - Unknown Fact About Me: When I am nervous or angry, I pick my eyelashes out
U - Unicorns: are very pretty, aren’t they?
U - Unpleasant: I’ve never had one, but I’m assuming a rectal exam is at least mildly unpleasant, wouldn’t you agree?

V - Vegetable you hate: peas, gross!
V - Vegetable you love: asparagus
V - View on Politics: The people that should be running are too smart to do it

W - Worst Habits: smoking
W - Where are you going to travel next: to the kitchen for a drink of water, or to NY in May to be in my friends wedding
W - Watchful: just for the record, it’s a good idea to watch your kids, especially when they learn to roll

X - X-Ray: I’ve had one of my right pointer finger and some of my back
X - X-tra special someone: MD, Mommie, Muffin
X - X-mas: is just around the corner

Y - Year you were born: 1984
Y - Year it is now: 2008
Y - Yellow: is Ann’s favorite color but the one I like the least

Z - Zoo Animal: my favorite is a penguin or a monkey
Z - Zodiac: I’m an Aquarius, the weirdo of the zodiac