Thanks to reverend mommy for this. It was fun and I couldn't stop at just 10 so I did 15.

Go to google. Type "(your name) is" and paste your favorite 10 responses. (or 15 if you just can't decide)

I hope you get as much of a laugh out of this as I did.
Note: parentheticals are my comments.

1. Judy is as much fun as a barrel of wind-up cymbal-monkeys. (but only on a good night, & just as loud too)

2. judy is a man (that could explain a lot... then again, it might lead to lots of questions too)

3. judy is a runt (I don't think 5'1" qualifies as a runt, but then again, I was the only one in the litter, so maybe I am)

4. Judy is an inspiration and a love (awww, gee, thanks)

5. Judy is in New York at the St. Regis Hotel (Um, not last time I checked)

6. Judy is personally dedicated to solving the real estate needs of her clients (too bad none of them can afford a house in Los Angeles!!)

7. Judy is pregnant (old news, 2.5 or 3 years out of date now-depending on how you count)

8. Yet Judy is real. (boy I am, ain't I?)

9. Bail has been secured, but Judy is still being held until ... (Uh oh)

10. Judy is a black belt in Aikido (That's me, badass that I am)

11. Judy Is A Serial Killer (see #9)

12. NO Judy is not running. (That's right, I'm sitting here at the computer amusing myself, way too easily)

13. I think it's easy to agree that Judy is an impressive piece of engineering. (well, OK, if that's how you want to describe me)

14. Judy is more space efficient than the hash table (Um, yeah, um...)

15. Judy is for real and promises a night of great entertainment. (see #1, & get your mind out of the gutter, geeze!!)