First, I'M FREE (well relatively free for the next two weeks)!!

Second, a general request to the population of retail employees. Please do not tell my son that he should be good because Santa Clause is coming to bring him presents soon. First of all, Santa's not coming, and second of all, he's good WITHOUT the prodding-his bad day is better than some kids good days. Thank you very much.

Third, eggs which have been dropped multiple times from great heights (and survived), make great omelets, however, they don't always peel so well when hard boiled nor do they make beautiful deviled eggs. They taste fine, but just don't look so good.