Hehe...and all I wanted was the license to practice law!?!?
Hey, Rob: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. :)

This was on Jen's journal, so I figured, "Why not?"

Name four things that you wished you had:
1. house
2. debt paid off
3. my own firm
4. a hedgehog

Appearance:
1. Hair- Natural blonde; dyed black
2. Height- 5'2" something, but if I hold my breath and stretch really good, I can hit 5'3", barely (but I CAN hit it)
3. Eyes- grey
4. Worst feature- upper arms
5. Favorite Feature- eyes

Who do I want to:
1. Kill- no one; there is no one worth my life or time in prison
2. Hear From- JJ
3. Look Like- ME!
4. Be like- ME!

Five things that you should not do to me or while around me:
1. Lie to me
2. Curse at me
3. Tell me to "shut up" (there are more polite and respectful ways to ask me to be quiet)
4. Tell me my views are wrong without giving me at least three reasons to support your own viewpoint
5. physically harm me, my family, or my friends

Do I:
1. Smoke- NEVER until law school; now - no
2. Drink- yes, but not in excess
3. Sleep with a "stuffie"- sometimes
4. Have a dream that keeps coming back- yes
5. Believe that there is life on other planets- yes
6. Read the newspaper- HE** no!!! It is too skewed.
7. Have a gay or lesbian friend- yes; about a handful
8. Believe in miracles- yes
9. Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever- yes
10. Consider the police a foe or a friend- friend
11. Like the taste of alcohol- wine, yes, hard alcohol, for the most part - no
12. Believe in astrology- eh, not really; if it happens, I think it is more coincidence than anything
13. Pray- used to
14. Go to church- used to
15. Have any secrets- two
16. Have any pets- not at the moment
17. Go to or plan on going to college- I already went and graduated
18. Wear hats- yes; I love them
19. Have a degree- three, and two certifications
20. Have any piercings- yes; in - 6; total piercings - 10
21. Hate yourself- no way
22. Wish on stars- of course *looks bashfully at sky*
23. Like your hand writing- yes
24. Believe in satan- yes
25. Believe in witches- absolutely
26. Believe in ghosts- ditto (absolutely)
27. Believe in vampires- yes
28. Trust others easily- he** no!
29. Like sarcasm- yeppers
30. Take walks in the rain- love them!

Physical Features That I Admire In Other People:
1. Admire? No; I admire people for personality traits and characteristics and things they have accomplished, not physical traits.

Comics:
1. Get Fuzzy
2. Garfield
3. BC
4. Wizard of Id
5. Peanuts

Bands/Singers:
1. Wow, too many, really, to pick only five, but here goes - DM
2. Metallica
3. NIN
4. Frank Sinatra
5. Beach Boys

TV Shows:
1. CSI (Las Vegas) (but I do watch CSI: Miami for lack of anything better on tv)
2. Cold Case
3. Law and Order (the original) (but I will occassionally watch SUV - however, I avoid CI altogether)
4. NYPD 24/7
5. Trace Evidence

Kinds Of Clothing:
NOTE - I LOVE socks... I don't care what else I am wearing, but I LOVE socks.
1. dresses
2. skirts, some kind of top, collared shirt, or sweater
3. jeans (and see above)
4. love lingerie
5. sweats

Movies:
1. Moulin Rouge
2. Much Ado About Nothing
3. Princess Bride
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
5. Othello

Drinks:
1. water
2. diet sprite
3. diet vanilla coke
4. wildberry passion
5. Hot chocolate (or coffee)

Does your life suck?
1. Right now, only one part - gallstones SUCK A**!!!

Do you get picked on at school?
1. Grade school: Never
2. Junior High: all the time; I hated JH - worst (and most awkward) years of my life
3. High School: No
4. College: No
5. Law School: No

Do you get beat up at school?
1. In JH, a girl tried, but it got broken up before anything happened. In HS, Lisa and I got into a huge fight and duked it out with each other - we both walked away fairly injured and suspended.

Are you currently being cheated on?
1. Well, I refuse to state that I am in a relationship of that caliber at the moment. I prefer to state that we are involved, happily, and that we are both content with the ways things are.

Do you cut yourself?
1. only if tattoos count as "cutting myself"

Do you weigh 140 or less and think you are fat?
1. YAY! No! I have lost more than thirty pounds now! Yippeeeeeeeeeee!!! I am now a few punds shy of 140 and, no, I do not feel fat.

Do you binge and purge?
1. No way!!! I love food way too much to go through the "purge" part.

Do you starve yourself?
1. Again, no way; that would mean I would deprive myself of some of my fave things - ice cream, namely.

Do you have a terminal disease?
1. Nope

How many people do you know with a terminal disease?
1. three

How many people do you know who have recently died?
1. recent, like within the last year - 3

Are/were they family members?
1. Well, my "Pops'" mother died. Other than that, just friends.

Are your parents divorced?
1. My mother - married, widowed, divorced, married (to pops)
2. Dad - married (then died)
3. Pops - married, widowed, married (to my mom)

Do you not get along with your siblings?
1. Didn;t used to get along so well with my brother, but we get along very well now; as for my "recent" brother and sisters - we all get along pretty well

Do you feel less than beautiful?
1. sometimes

Do you have bad skin?
1. I have an occassional cirrhiosis break out on my elbows, but otherwise I have excellent skin

Are you an alcoholic?
1. no; I used to think I could be, but I stopped drinking altogether for a very long time. Now, I pay close attention to what I am doing. It runs in my family, so I want to be careful. Don;t want to give it up altogether forever since I love wine and wineries.

Are you a heavy drug user?
1. Oh yeah, I just looooooooove my drugs. LOL. Kidding. SO kidding. Tylenol is the hardest drug I usually use, but right now I am on Vicodin. Don't like it much; it makes me feel fuzzy and out of control of my faculties and things around me (and sooo very sleepy all day).

Are you an attention whore?
1. I can be.

Are you a slut?
1. Nope

Do your ears stick out?
1. No

Is your penis small?
1. N/A

or

Are your breasts small?
1. They are getting smaller as I lose weight, but I am still a full 'C'. *Sigh* I do miss being a 'D', though. *pouts* On the bright side, the cutest bras are all 'C' cups!!! I am infatuated with my lingerie; I (1) refuse to not match my bras and panties and (2)believe that one should dress on the outside for one's self, but underneath for the person who will be seeing it (and appreciating it) as well as for personal comfort and appreciation.

Can you afford the things you want?
1. Right now I am not working, so, no.

Can you afford the things you need?
1. Yes

Have you been fired recently?
1. Nope

Are you missing a limb?
1. No

Are you pregnant?
1. No

Do you overeat?
1. Only if it is ice cream

Do you have a learning disability?
1. I can be slightly dislexic if I read for long periods of time without my reading glasses, but it has not significantly impaired my learning capabilities.

Are you a waste of space?
1. On occassion

What's your problem anyway?
1. *whines* *snivels* "I just don't feeeeeeeel good."


The Hummingbird Spirit Calls To You!
The Hummingbird represents optimism and sweetness.
Being able to roll with the punches is an attribute of the Hummingbird.
The Hummingbirds's Wisdoms Include:
Ability to heal by using light as a laser from its mouth
Endurance over long journeys
Ability to fly into small places to heal
Joy
Happiness
Love
Messenger, a stopper of time.

Animal Spirit Guides ~ Which One Calls To You?
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