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April Showers Bring May Flowers
Who would have thought I would EVER post flowers on my journal! HA!

Hehe...and all I wanted was the license to practice law!?!?
Hey, Rob: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. : )

Okay, okay, I know - I should be studying. However, this came across my desk, via email, and I thought, "I really need to share this with anyone who may need a smile and a giggle today; just like I did." So, here you go...

If you want someone who will bring you the paper, without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you:

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made:

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want:

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a darn about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies:

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed, just to warm your feet, and whom you can push off if he snores:

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, who doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly:

If you want some who doesn't care if you are fat or thin, young or old:

If you want someone who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to and loves you unconditionally:

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness:
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2005-05-26 9:36 AM when to buy a dog Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: preferring hedgehogs Read/Post Comments (2)	April Showers Bring May Flowers Who would have thought I would EVER post flowers on my journal! HA! Hehe...and all I wanted was the license to practice law!?!? Hey, Rob: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. : ) Okay, okay, I know - I should be studying. However, this came across my desk, via email, and I thought, "I really need to share this with anyone who may need a smile and a giggle today; just like I did." So, here you go... If you want someone who will bring you the paper, without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you: If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made: If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want: If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a darn about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies: If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed, just to warm your feet, and whom you can push off if he snores: If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, who doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly: If you want some who doesn't care if you are fat or thin, young or old: If you want someone who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to and loves you unconditionally: But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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