Does anyone else try to listen to this man on ESPN? If so, let me know...does he remind you of one of the characters that one of the Wayans portrayed on "In Living Color"? I think he makes up words to try to sound more intelligent than he really is...let's see..."LeBron will parlay his prostegiousness into the Americana of of hearts and souls of partakeviness of..." well, you get the picture. Either that, or he is taking lessons from Don King. But, he follows that up with..."come on, I am just keapin it real". Really? How can you keep it "unreal"? I believe that he said something on the air today like..."I can get midevil on him too". WHAT? How can you go back, many centuries, and ride a horse, and...oh, never mind. Better yet, let's focus on what he offerred up...He says that LeBron and Bosh will be in Miami with Wade...and he says he has his ources- without identifying any of them. OK- Let's see if he is right. However- it would be safer to say that Lebron will be in Miami with Wade and Bosh...or James will be in NY with Bosh...or James will be back in Cleveland by himself...or...well, this way, he has a better chance of being correct. Just throw stuff out there, SAS. Here is my opinion- which counts for SQUAT...If I were James- I woould go to the Heat with Wade and Bosh and play with Chalmers and Beasley...and whomever else...because there is no state tax and you could own your own Island in Florida...and well, I lived there for two years...MY GOD...the women...oops...sorry honey...I am married...but if I were single...I would be in Florida...and I live in California where there are many beautiful women as well. But, from a strictly basketball choise...James and Bosh go to the Bulls to play with Rose, Deng, and Noah, and get huge contracts. Wade stays in Miami and Boozer comes to join him. Joe Johnson and Amare go to the knicks, to join their old coach and wait until 2011 and sign Carmelo to join them. David Lee, Amare, Carmelo, Johnson and any schmuck at point guard. OOOPS...so what happens in New Jersey? Well, that Russian billionaire can actually play with any 5 people on the court and win because anyone knows that if you beat him...you have to deal with the Russian mafia...so you tank the games...and the Nets go 82-0 next year without any free agents. Oh yeah- there is still the matter of Paul Pierce...and Shaq Diesel...and some others. Let's see...let's send Shaq to Houston to team with Yao Ming...and Pierce "opts out" of 21..5 million only to have no one sign him...at any price. Ditto with Ray Allen. So. Dirk Nowitski, Pierce, Allen, and others start their own league...are you laughing yet? I bet I do better than Stephen A. Smith though...