Yay! September 19th is National Talk Like A Pirate Day! Woo hoo!

Okay, WTF? I thought this was a joke, but there's tons of stuff about this actual holiday on the web. I love stuff like this.

On a side note, I don't generally plagiarize stuff into my journal, but this was cute:

Hollywood Explained

Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 100. One to do it and ninety-nine to say, "I could've done that."

Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No .... How many do we have on the truck?

Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine. One to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a lig--
A: Done!

Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The bulb's IN and it's STAYING IN!

Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Why the %# &@ are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! "If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

Q: How many casting directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well, if I really had to choose, there's this bulb, he's a little oversized for the socket but he burns really bright. Or there's this little bulb, he is really energy efficient if you want to save time and money, or there's a fabulous bulb I just saw in a showcase, he has no name value whatsoever, but the design was to die for."

Q: How many extras does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Is the light bulb SAG.? How did it get it's card? Did it know someone?

Q: How many casting directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter, nobody wants to give them credit anyway.

Q: How many publicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That is a total rumor. The light bulb has some very good friends, but at this time, is not interested in screwing.

Q: How many directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. The director holds the light bulb and the rest of the world revolves around her.

Q: How many prop masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Light bulb? Light bulb? The script doesn't mention any light bulbs!

Q: How many union electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. You got a problem with that?