Sometimes 8 hours in this office feels like the most painful sentence ever. I think hardened criminals would behave if they were forced to work here for a few days. Armed robbery would be much less exciting if you knew you might be faced with a few weeks of mind-numbing boredom here at Hell-Hole Publishing...

With that in mind, my two year anniversary is this Thursday. I can't believe I've worked here for that long. I can't believe that I still have a personality. Wait a minute...

Well, summer is really over. It even feels like autumn outside. I did not go biking ONCE this year! The last four summers have been spent biking at least a couple of times a week...I absolutely love it. I can't believe I let the entire summer slip away. I kayaked once. I went canoeing once. That's it. My summer was a misery. Not one camping trip. Not one bonfire. Not one cook-out. My life is crap.