Don't you love when you send a sensitive and unprofessional e-mail to the wrong frigging person?

And then the fall-out is completely disproportionate to the incident?

And you want to crawl under your desk or quit your job or simply disappear?

And the fact that you are such a terrible damn liar (in fact, you hate to lie) means that instead of trying to cover up your complete idiocy you just sit back and cringe as the situation gets progressively worse?

In the immortal words of Dogberry, "I AM AN ASS!"