In line at Sav-On this week, I saw a great headline in the Globe about Laura leaving George because of George's affair with Condi. They can't print it unless it's true, right?

With the help of the internet, I was able to get right to the bottom of these rumors, and sure enough, they are true.

If the Globe prints it, AND you can find it mentioned on the internet, then you obviously need no further verification. Even if the internet story sort of refutes it.

I also found some other breaking news that you might be interested in, from sources that are as impeccable and unimpeachable as the above.

SAN FRANCISCO HIRES NUDE WOMEN TO PROTECT GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. Must see for the picture alone.

This was bound to happen: SPAM WINS PULITZER!

The FDA in action... (Thanks to my brother Jed for this link.)

And of course, my next vacation...