I am still hair on fire at work, but while doing some research for presentations to our investors (seriously, I was looking for something for a humorous slide), I came across two BBC "goat stories" that I am shocked that I missed when they first came out.

No, we are not using either goat story for our investor presentations! And we are skipping the humorous slide altogther, so I would say I wasted my time, execpt if anyone even slightly enjoys either one of these stories, then my time was not totally wasted.

And for a certain reader who will actually be at one of our investor meetings tomorrow (you know who you are, sir) there's no need to mention any of this to anyone at my firm!

Story #1

Story #2