Journal Entries for 2005
17: Inaugural Entry (7 comments)
18: Reason Number One: Dim Sum (5 comments)
19: On Athletics (3 comments)
20: Reason Number Two: Pink Clouds on Peacock Water (2 comments)
21: Fi-Fi, Foo-Foo and Spike (2 comments)
24: 405 South: Rightmost Left Lane Two Blocks Down Just Past the Denny’s but Before Burger King (4 comments)
25: Fi-Fi Update (1 comments)
27: Yoga: It’s not just for crackheads anymore (4 comments)
28: Woman vs. hairbrush: Round one (3 comments)
31: I want to live in the Food Network (3 comments)
February
02: Runners’ Detention (1 comments)
04: Next on PBS: Wild Underwear Trackers (0 comments)
07: My shorts are like Fort Knox (0 comments)
10: Formal wear as physical therapy (1 comments)
14: The funniest dang thing I’ve ever seen (3 comments)
19: Beauty and Violence: Weather in L.A. (0 comments)
22: The magic of shea butter in Santa Monica (2 comments)
25: Pre-school for the physically inept (0 comments)
28: The smell of bat guano in the morning (0 comments)
March
01: XI (2 comments)
03: Gaffing gaffers! (0 comments)
10: Running in a City of Cars: The 20th anniversary of the L.A. Marathon (1 comments)
12: A monk and a nun walk into an airport... (1 comments)
21: Yosemite camping advice needed (3 comments)
23: Yeah, okay, sooo....ground moving bad (3 comments)
28: The demise of the Easter dress, a lament (5 comments)
28: The demise of the Easter basket, another lament (3 comments)
April
04: Hell is a big hill on a timed course (1 comments)
05: Of course, hell might also be law school (1 comments)
09: A previously undiscovered finger disease (0 comments)
12: What do jellyfish know that I don’t? (0 comments)
18: Say it ain’t so, Joan! (1 comments)
29: Melanin envy (3 comments)
May
05: Twizzlers vs. Red Vines: a debate (1 comments)
07: Nature moochers (1 comments)
09: Nature moochers update: Your six dollars at work (1 comments)
12: In defense of inboxes everywhere (0 comments)
13: Jury duty spies among us (5 comments)
18: For the love of “Joan of Arcadia” (2 comments)
22: All those deserving of a monkey beat-down, please stand up (0 comments)
June
06: Nothing like a little Goo breath check among friends (2 comments)
08: NPR has abandoned me! Why?! Why, God, Why?! (1 comments)
13: Shameless self promotion (3 comments)
28: Looking for a pen to make out my will... (5 comments)
July
04: The Great Flood of 2005 (0 comments)
05: Review: Eleven on Top (6 comments)
09: Are you there God? It’s me... (3 comments)
13: Hot Pink: Not just for spandex anymore (3 comments)
13: Review: Lost in a Good Book (5 comments)
17: Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (No spoilers) (2 comments)
18: A Sea Lion Sense of Humor (0 comments)
22: Leave Messing with Time to the Experts (4 comments)
22: The Horrors of Valet (3 comments)
24: Review: Deep South and Flashback (0 comments)
25: Review: The Beekeeper’s Apprentice (1 comments)
26: The T.V. Ate My Books (3 comments)
28: Shorts for the grownup, not the elderly (5 comments)
29: Random Celebrity Moments (0 comments)
August
01: Where Food-y Dreams Go To Die (1 comments)
04: Review: Bangkok 8 (0 comments)
08: “Where Were You When...” (1 comments)
09: Camping Saga: Episode One (The Planning) (2 comments)
11: The First Step is Admitting You Have a Problem (5 comments)
14: Orchid CPR (0 comments)
16: A Musing on Cyber Manners (6 comments)
18: There’s an Ad on My Banana (2 comments)
19: Historical Remnants of L.A. (6 comments)
22: I Have Been Linked! (2 comments)
24: It’s All About the Lipstick (2 comments)
25: Somebody Call Steve Erwin (2 comments)
29: Crawling toward the finish line (1 comments)
31: Punk pooch (2 comments)
September
02: Victory...and total collapse (4 comments)
05: Camping Saga Part Two: The shopping (4 comments)
12: Self-torture in the name of family fun (1 comments)
13: Two years and counting... (3 comments)
15: Chronicle of jury duty (4 comments)
19: Don’t you hate that? (3 comments)
20: The first rain (2 comments)
22: Urban spiders (2 comments)
23: Martha, Martha, Martha! (2 comments)
25: An Ode to Grandma Bert (2 comments)
29: Fires and characters for sale (2 comments)
30: So funny you’ll shoot grape juice out your nose (3 comments)
October
04: Dollars to doughnuts (2 comments)
05: Excuse me, waiter, there’s a writer in my ad! (4 comments)
05: Calling Joan Didion (3 comments)
07: The Website Wars: Chapter One (3 comments)
10: Capote in a bottle (0 comments)
19: Reunion recovery (1 comments)
20: Bubble battle (4 comments)
20: Revenge of the menus (1 comments)
24: Corporate America thinks I am a golden retriever (3 comments)
24: The pet store saga continues (6 comments)
27: In a world gone terribly, terribly wrong: Volume 1 (2 comments)
31: The first step is admitting you have a problem (2 comments)
November
02: Anthology update (2 comments)
04: My little old man (0 comments)
07: The first shot is fired (5 comments)
09: Boogers make you run faster (3 comments)
13: Apple pie and the Grateful Dead (3 comments)
15: Surrealist conversation (3 comments)
16: Anthology news (3 comments)
20: IMPORTANT NOTICE (0 comments)
