Believe it or not, I accidentally stumbled upon this site while watching the Food Network. (I am a Food Network addict. I cannot control myself. I need help.) Rachel Ray was eating pate in Paris. And I thought, "I wonder what pate tastes like?" Now I could go buy some and try it like someone from the year 1984. Or I could look it up on the internet like a sane person.

I’m still not sure what pate tastes like, but I now know I can buy diseased corn in a can and brew prison wine from fruit snacks and a sock in my toilet. Also I know this guy is some kind of funny. On his blog, he has a feature called “Steve don’t eat it!” where he eats things that, while technically food products, really are best left to the professionals. Like prisoners.

I laughed hard. You might, too. I highly recommend it – unlike diseased corn.

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

(BTW, I have no idea how to make this thing into an actual link. So there will be some cutting and pasting required into the ol’ browser. I assure you it’s worth it.)