Ashley Ream
Dispatches from the City of Angels

I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
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"Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be." - A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett

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Hackers can kiss my...

This morning I awoke to discover that my website had been hacked by a militant Palestinian group, which is not the sort of thing you expect to say when you're a mystery author who writes about zany Chihuahuas. My tech team - which consists entirely of my husband and his very large brain - is attempting to restore order. This could take awhile. In the meantime, this post will be a clearinghouse of Twitter and Facebook updates, by which I mean an outlet for my impotent rage.

11:40 a.m.
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My website was hijacked by - I swear I am not making this up - Palestinian militants.

11:40 a.m.
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Managed to removed their crap. Still trying to restore all of my info.

11:40 a.m.
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If they grew up in my neighborhood, their mother would make them rake my leaves and wash my car for a month as punishment.

11:45 a.m.
(Realized we had not managed to remove their crap. Cussing ensues.)

11:50 a.m.
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Hackers had the nerve to sign their work. That's it. Palestinian militants are officially off my Christmas card list.

12:40 p.m.
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Best friend asked what my plan was for dealing with militant hijacked website. Does impotent rage and cussing count as a plan?

12:45 p.m.
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Just in case you were wondering, I do not favor jihad. Mostly I'm into bluesy singer/songwriters and cool ice cream flavors.

3:25 p.m.
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Still attempting to regain control of hijacked website. Husband refers to necessary repairs as "open heart surgery."

3:36 p.m.
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Progress on website debacle! (Holds breath in anticipation.)

4:25 p.m.
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This just in: Husband and his big brain save website. Ticker tape parade expected down Wilshire in his honor.


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