HELLO FROM OREGON! [ ]

You Are 63% American

Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

Your Summer Anthem is Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Your summer forecast: freaky and full of drama!

Your Slanguage Profile

Aussie Slang: 50%

Prison Slang: 50%

British Slang: 25%

New England Slang: 25%

Victorian Slang: 25%

Canadian Slang: 0%

Southern Slang: 0%

I DONT DRINK BUT. . . . .

Your Taurus Drinking Style

You prefer to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk. When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede... A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers. Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

Your Signature Cocktails

Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock.

g2gcya *SARA*