pain has a new name.

you guessed it.

its promos.

econs is dead. really. i really... just need a bloody c.

maths is not so dead. thanks to the mugging today.

ki is... i hope i pull through.

lit... great ex. not that great. gatsby. just that little bit worse. prac crit. lets not go there.

history is over. (HAHAHA- not)

hell must be a place where people are just stuck in a continuous cycle of studying and taking exams. it only makes perfect sense.

repeat after me: i can, i will, i must. (survive i mean)

on the other hand, my father has acknowledged my great expertise in taking exams; he's paying me to get my brother 4A*s in the PSLE.

then i realise. oh shit. its my brother. how the hell is that going to happen?... i just read through all his prelims. he is pretty much dead meat.
english: changing tenses in the same sentence, horrible spelling, clueless at vocab and compre, unbelievable plots for compos...
chinese: its in the blood. basically, he sucks. he failed. and... his prelim is from what i remember, the basic PSLE standard anyway.
maths: problems with long questions. careless mistakes galore.
science: no idea what went wrong but a lot did.

so, after promos end, i will be applying my marketable skill of preparing for exams on my brother.
see the thing is, my dad doesn't realise, that the people who score aren't always the people who study the hardest. they're the people who know how to take exams...its not about what you know. its about giving them what they want.

so

shut up and drive.