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Life sux get use to it

you suck Hi there my name is Thomas Joel Smith and i am a life sized penis...which is good if your my girl friend but like the great Kermit The Frog once said "its not easy being long, hard, and full of semen" ok maybe he didnt but....well he might have if he was drunk enough..... no really i have this friend of a friend who knew the guy and she says he TOTALY would have...
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ive said so before and ill say so again......life sux, relationships suck and ummmmm crap i forgot what i was saying again...ah forget it.

new years!!!

WOW i havent written publicly in this for a long time! ok ya so new years was really really awesome!!! I started it out by hanging out with danny and seigel(never will be able to spell that) we played video games and monopoly, which basicly consisted of me getting my ass kicked and michael buying all the ones and fives from the bank :P. At around 5:20 or so i went to pick up simone and head out to B.G.'s my six months arent up but she did the same for me so meh. Anyways we made good time and got there with plenty of time to spare seeing as it was about 6:30ish and the party was to start at around 8. so we hung around with mike and his room mate jessica(cutie!) and some guy she met at her church named.....um Avery i think, (lol we spent a great deal of time last night trying to figure it out) Then the party started to liven up a bit when meow meow jessica and her boy toy( jason i believe his name is) and girl michael(*mental note here*) showed up. Then more people lets see..... ermmm some chick with a camera i dont remember her name(but I really really want to see what was on that camera)... jessica's sister and her boy toy... and ummm OH! Nessa and james showed up eventually too! Anyways after car keys were taken from everyone, the booze was dispensed (it was newyears after all) a merry time was had by all. I have a very big belief in that what you do on newyears happens or perhaps just dictates what will happen for the rest of the new year. And I am totally and completely content with that :). As it stands i still dont have a girl friend but i managed to have quite a bit of fun with a few of the girls at the party. There were only two weird parts of the night one of which was the beanie guy(also known as the taxi guy and Joe apparently) who was waiting for a taxi to take him to his friends party. I guess his party fell through and some one had told him he come back to ours so he did… which was mostly chill except he wouldn’t leave so we (and by we I mean James …Jim? Errr vanessa’s plaything,) had to kick him out. The other thing was when meow meow Jessica, Jason, Girl Michael, and I went down to 7 eleven cause we were hungry. When we were inside this crazy black (nothing racial meant here, merely a description) dude kept asking up if we had the munchies and if we had any weed, we told no and that we didn’t so he left us alone… that is until we left. Once we started walking away outside he apparently decided to follow us (oh I forgot that mike and the camera chick joined us while we were inside) ya so he followed us for about a block until Jessica was very smart and said a little loudly “Its too bad we don’t have anymore booze”. The guy immediately started walking a different way. lol Other than that the only thing that stands out in my mind is that I think Girl Michael got me to dance… and I think there was a camera… which is very not good(much like my dancing) bah! Just great… alright well I doubt anyone is reading this so thanks for a being a journal thing Mr. Journalscape!


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