Things that are good to know:

*Another year, another year costume-less. I will just pretend to be my own evil twin this year. All that is needed is a little extra eyeliner and a taste for the mischevious.

*Califlower and noodles is the answer to everything.

*Scripted reality TV leaves me feeling like reality is actually turning itself inside out...kind of like a woman dressed as a man dressed as a woman. If you think about it too much your head starts to hurt.

*Heels still make me feel fabulous.

*You are what you eat. Today I am a grilled cheese sandwhich with fresh spinach. Later, I will be leftover halloween candy.

*Pez makes every kind of candy-dispenser known to man, including socially and culturally offensive ones (with a steep discount, to boot).

*The purpose of education is to change your way of thinking and enlighten you. Remaining the same afterwards is a waste of your time and money.

*Charlie Brown was such a (loveable) blockhead, but it was Snoopy who stole my heart.

now, dance.