*Did you hear the one about the girl who mixed up her hamsters and spent days calling them by the wrong names? In my defense, they look exactly alike. The case of the swapped hammies has now been solved and all parties involved have been given a revived sense of self and a new lease on life.

*Surprise birthday celebrations are definitely a good way to go. I urge everyone to keep a pair of socks handy just in case it happens to you.

*Heroes is televised crack. I have become instantly and annoyingly addicted. I promise to regain my composure about it soon.

*High-fives for peace talks.

*I feel Scrooged-out this Christmas. I don't hate the time of year, but resent feeling obligated to give/get presents on a large scale. If I were crafty,people would be getting some awesome presents, though.


over and out.