I found this today, and the business plan made me smile!


i would not make a good Dr tho
Luke: dr brandi, not a dr tho
Brandi: because that would be the same advice I give everyone
ha
Luke: i would tell them to suk it up
get over it
Brandi: "walk it off"
Luke: stop being such a nervous nelly all the tim
e
snap out of it
Brandi: then dump a bucket of ice cold water on them
to really wake them up
Luke: i would just stare at them in the eyes, grab their shoulders and say "you are not really sick. you feel fine"
Brandi: use the force
Luke: and keep saying that til they leave
then mail them the bill
Brandi: ha
lukee...
you would make a fine doctor!
Luke: well
i will need a triage nurse
Brandi: i can assist
Luke: to line people up
i would say "nurse b, please line up the patients in order of income"
Brandi: can I wear sparkly costumes like a magicians assistant?
Luke: a requirement, actually
Brandi: SWEET
i will do it
Luke: for my next trick, little johnny, i am going to make your mom's money disappear!
500 dollar deductable
249 dollar office fee
15% sales tax, fee
Brandi: 25% tip
Luke: now ms b will give you a lollipop for your troubles
Brandi: NEXXXXXXXXXT
Luke: revolving door up in here
Brandi: give them numbers like at a deli
Luke: you would have full control over the tv in the reception
Brandi: Americas next top model on all the time!
Luke: first come, last serviced
reruns
the same episode even
Brandi: ha ha
Luke: the same segment between commercial breaks
Brandi: oh god
that is hell
Luke: or just a 5 seond clip of tyra farting
on repeat
when customers try to talk to them you shush them
to you, rather
Brandi: it's like when I watch a tv show online and there is the "sponser ads" between breaks are always the exact same commercials
Luke: and you would have to order all the magazines that are in the lobby
Brandi: every time
Luke: i know
Brandi: by the third time I want to shoot myself
Luke: idn't that nuts?
Brandi: i will shush them
and give the evil eye when they ask me somethin
Luke: and then shun them
assigned seating
Brandi: tell them before
you are SHUNNED
Luke: hold them to the -minute- if they are late
Brandi: and when you see them, you shun them too out of loyalty to me
Luke: right
i ask "have you been shunned?"
and when they don't know how to answer them i tighten my lip and shun on
Brandi: i will write it on the chart for you...
Luke: all the while guns & roses playing at uncomfortable loud level over the speakerphone
right
"i see that nurse b has shunned you. this is not good for you, my friend"
all the while, you and i talk to each other in the brittish accents
Brandi: i love it
but talk to them normally
Luke: smiling only to dance the rokro once every 15
and monotone, even
our outfits will look so futuristic
so bright and shiny
Brandi: i think we have just created the hit television show "scrubs"
Luke: ha
tv's "srubs"
how about the mags in the lobby
guns and ammo
Brandi: porn
lots of it
Luke: lots of porn
:)
"jugs"
Brandi: uncomfortable porn too
Luke: "barely legal
"
Brandi: really hard-core stuff
Luke: "mature momma's"
oh yeah
and that picture of you is hanging on the wall
Brandi: social security honeys
Luke: that glamour shot
Brandi: hee hee
Luke: its like, 80 inches
Brandi: you guys have band practice there too
Luke: staring people in the face
Brandi: daily
while there are patients waiting
have it in the lobby
and drink
and if people complain...
Luke: they get a punch in the gut
Brandi: I will shun them
Luke: and a kiss on the forehead
Brandi: oh lukee
Luke: and a kick to the shin
Brandi: we could be ziliionaires with this one
Luke: and a snickers with nougatocity
Brandi: or at least dollaraires
Luke: i know
we can do whatever we want with that kind of cash
in fact
we could franchise
but
we have to work at all of them so the waiting list would be unreal
and if people want to sue us
Brandi: ha ha
Luke: we say "YOU SHOULD SEE HOW WE RUN OUR LAW FIRM"
Brandi: haha
scare them with that
Luke: and we repeatedly say that we are going to put the system on trial
Brandi: (and then we SHUN)
Luke: oh
the shun is a constant shunning
Brandi: we shun them when they walk in the door
Luke: so much shunning they could shake a stick at it
shun them on their way out too
Brandi: and we repeatedly shake sticks around
Luke: pointy ones
in their eye area
and the place smells bad
but
when people tell you
Brandi: and if we poke them in the eye
refuse to treat them
Luke: you get all "don't make fun of my disability" on them
Brandi: but help them make an appointment
exactly
keep tricky laying around the waiting room
with leonard and wayne
and refuse to let people pet him
Luke: but have l&w out all the time
running around
the files behind the reception counter are in shambles
litrally piles of paper, loosely scattered about
Brandi: we have fresh baked cookies in there ALL the time but refuse to give them to the patients
they are just for us
Luke: ha
right
we make the cookies there
lots of eye rolling
from us
if they do it we kick them out
and ask to speak to their supervisor at work so we can request their immediate termination
Brandi: ha!
we refuse to give out doctors notes for missing school or work too
and if they ask for one we say that we don't like leaving a paper trail
Luke: and when we do write them, we write that they need to work harder
Brandi: HA
and seal it up so they can't see it
Luke: that their illness is a result of laziness and stupidity
Brandi: hee hee
Luke: NEXT!
:)