Everything I know about hamsters:


*After cleaning and arranging their habitat for them, chaos ensues while they rush to try to mess it up to their liking. Actually, Wayne mostly does this...Leonard sits in the food bowl and stuffs his face.

*I like holding them because I feel like a giant. It's also reassuring to know that if they ever go rabid I can take them out pretty easily.

*Watching them eat cheerios is probably the cutest thing in the world.

*We will never be super-close, and I'm okay with that.

*Hamster balls are mostly entertaining to humans. (That can sound wrong out of context.)

*They would never survive in the wild. I know it and they know it, but it remains unspoken so as not to hurt anyones feelings.

*We all live in shifts.

:)