It's just a distraction, because it hurts too much to focus.

Are you tan?
I prefer to think of myself as milky-white. (Alabaster if you're nasty.)

Do you have unlimited texting?
I'm only limited by my imagination.

Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
The Target lingerie section. Perverts not included.

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
Restructuring and reorganizing. Ignorance and bliss.

Are you easily confused?
huh?

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I would make a terrible husband.

Have you ever liked someone who treated you badly?
Thats the American way.

Is your current hair color your actual hair color?
No, it is my fake hair color that I came about naturally.

What color are your socks?
Clear.

Do you fall for people easily?
I fall easily. You can call me clumsy.

Everything happens for a reason?
No, things happen because people make them happen. Good or bad, it's all about personal responsibility.

Have you ever dated someone more than once?
I have gone on multiple dates.

Who have you texted in the last 48 hrs?
Dodgeball Jones.

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not if you play by the rules.

When is the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friends?
We speak telepathically every hour on the hour.

Do you live with both your parents?
No. I prefer to cling to the last shred of self esteem they have left me with.

Last person you said I love you to?
Jesus Christ, Superstar.

What is it you truly want right now?
To pull up fences. Retrograde motion. Journalistic integrity. Peace on earth. Observation towers. Both more and less distance. Alpha and Omega. Over and out.

Are you wearing jeans right now?
I'm wearing my genes as we speak.

What is the wallpaper on your phone?
Nature close-ups borne of boredom.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
60.

Do you think too much or too little?
I think too much about too little.

Do you smile a lot?
as compared to whom?


Do you prefer call or text?
Depends on who is on the other end.

Do you have any siblings?
yes and no.

Who is in your house right now?
the ghost of Christmas past.

What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
Grand Theft Auto.

Can you go on Myspace from work/school?
No, you need a computer.

Can you live without the computer?
Yes, but I won't be nearly as interesting as I am now.

When was the last time you got flowers?
I bought some pretty orange ones for my front porch a few weeks ago.

Do you wish at 11:11?
Everyday like clockwork.

What is your mood?
Whatever my mood ring tells me I should be. Today it's blue so that either means I'm sad or smurf-like.

Favorite flower?
All-purpose flour.

Do you have a tattoo?
three.

Are there things you can't live without?
Oxygen, water, and food. In that order.

What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
I haven't looked yet.

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
longishly short.

Have you memorized your social security number?
Yes. I've also memorized your social security number too.

How many texts did you receive today?
18.52893

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
6 weeks 4 days 9 hours 15 minutes and 43 seconds.

Do you think you will be married in 10 years?
who cares?


Where were you at 9pm Thursday night?
Finalizing the finality.


What happened at 10:00 am today?
stuff.

Is your family just a bundle of fun?
Define bundle.

Who's the last person you called a bad name?
Me. I deserved it.