My weekend (in a nutshell):

*Little men with little dog syndrome.
*Taking over the third-row seating due to height and head room.
*Fruit snack free-for-alls.
*A countdown to Monte Cristo.
*Airport hotels that have a blasphemous lack of swimming pools.
*Geeks, nerds, and dorks, and the robots they're crushing on.
*Battle of the animatronic bands.
*Billy Bob re-introductions.
*Big chain restauraunts vs. local chains.
*Photjournalism and playground games.
*Baby eagle sightings.
*Zombie preparedness plans.
*Walks through the promised land.
*Wii introductions and corn dog bounties.
*Swimming with short film ideas.