This morning I passed not one, not two, but THREE dead animals on the way to work today. Two cats and a squirrel crushed into a pulp on the road.

I always hate seeing them lying there. I worry that these animals were on their way to doing something very important (at least to them), and the next thing they know they've become a furry speedbumb for a douche in a Hummer.

Ok, perhaps douches in Hummers don't run over every animal that's found lying in the streets, but I'm building a case against both douches and hummers for something else, so I'm going to go ahead and blame them for this. So far, I'm also pointing fingers at them for:

*Organized religion
*The Baconator
*Any and all STD's
*The holocaust
*Most Adam Sandler movies
*Current financial woes in the US and A
*Red Bull
*White flight
*The overhunting of the Buffalo
*Clubbing of baby seals
*The New Kids on the Block reunion (some things die for a reason)

It's just a partial list, of course.

Thats enough rambling for today.