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This is Jim Farris.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
Ladies and Gentlemen I am as stunned and confused as you are. Carlos Calamari and Beatrice's "Food World" or whatever the fuck it is. Douglas Lain told me he was going to fix everything today and get this on the right track. Is this his idea of fixing everything?
I will have to confer with my agent and staff before continuing here on Whatever The Hell This Is. I apoligize to fans of the "Friday Entertainent Roundup" but that will not be happening today.I did not sign up to work on Food Fuc...////!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen please stand by.

One moment please.

Here is LEEZA GIBBONS AND "ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT" ON THE WEB FRIDAY SHOWCASE.



Hi everyone. Welcome to "Entertainment Tonight" on the web Friday Showcase. I'm Leeza Gibbons.
NBC can't wait for Whoopi Goldberg's much anticipated new show "Whoopi!" so they moved the premiere date to NEXT WEEK. Whoopi can't wait either as she told "FRIDAY SHOWCASE":
"Honey I can't wait."
Good luck Whoopi.. but you won't need it.

Russell Crowe's new movie will have to wait for his new baby and singing career as he got into a fight in a nightclub in Melbuorne Australia.
It seems the Aussie hunk has quite a temper as "Friday Showcase" reporter Lenard Peltier found out.
"Hey that hurt. Stop it. Your hurting me. Hey! That really hurt."
See you in the E.R. Lenard!!!


"X" and "X2" Wolverine star and Aussie hunk Hugh Jackman is aniticipating a long run on Broadway in the musical biography of Peter Allen but will have to wait and see as he got into a fight in a nightclub while starting a singing career with his new baby.It seems the steamy Aussie hunk has quite an explosive temper!

Aussie hunk Heath Ledger is excited about his new movie "The Order" opening today but will have to wait to hear the critical plaudits while he awaits a new baby and gets into a bar fight.It seems the Australian hunk superstar has quite a temper!!

And finally aging Aussie hunk superstar Mel Gibson's new film about the last hours of Christ's life will have to wait as he got into a bar fight with his new baby in Melbourne. It seems the Aussie hunk was attempting a singing career and has quite a temper!

Thank you for reading the most read entertainment blog on the web "'Entertainment Tonight' on the Web Friday Showcase". I'm Aussie hunk and new mother-singing star Leeza Gibbons saying "G'Day Mate!!!"




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