Silly Thinking

Hi mates, and welcome to "Silly Thinking" with me, Pepper. And if you don't like it then BUGGER OFF!

I want to talk to you about a recent news story that has been distorted by the evil human media. It's a story of courage, the story of a real American Hero.

That fucking asshole Roy of Siegfried and fuckin' Roy in Las Vegas has finally gotten what was coming to him. The brave freedom fighter that struck a blow for all our freedoms was one of bloody Roy's (supposed) pets!

There they were on stage at the MGM hotel when Whitey said "NO! NOT THIS TIME MASTER!" and decided the dinner show would be 'is friggin' lunch!

With his incredible cat percision he sank his teeth into his slave master and MUNCH MUNCH... who's the master now ROY?
Oh... cat got your tounge? Or are you still a vegie in hospital...MASTER? Can't say a bloody word now can you... you poofter son of a bitch.

ALL HAIL WHITEY! A TRUE AMERICAN HERO AND INSPIRATION TO ALL YOU BLOODY HOUSE CATS EVERYWHERE!

Think about it mates. If your master decides to dress you up in a little poofter outfit or your bloody auntie decides to wake you fuckin' up to show the garden club how friggin cute you are, just wait for the right time AND PULL A WHITEY ON HER!

The evil slave traders and owners are on notice! Watch your backs, and legs, and arms, and every other hanging extremity. We're OUT AND ON THE PROWL!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011431 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2003-11-01 1:25 PM a Real American Hero Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) Hi mates, and welcome to "Silly Thinking" with me, Pepper. And if you don't like it then BUGGER OFF! I want to talk to you about a recent news story that has been distorted by the evil human media. It's a story of courage, the story of a real American Hero. That fucking asshole Roy of Siegfried and fuckin' Roy in Las Vegas has finally gotten what was coming to him. The brave freedom fighter that struck a blow for all our freedoms was one of bloody Roy's (supposed) pets! There they were on stage at the MGM hotel when Whitey said "NO! NOT THIS TIME MASTER!" and decided the dinner show would be 'is friggin' lunch! With his incredible cat percision he sank his teeth into his slave master and MUNCH MUNCH... who's the master now ROY? Oh... cat got your tounge? Or are you still a vegie in hospital...MASTER? Can't say a bloody word now can you... you poofter son of a bitch. ALL HAIL WHITEY! A TRUE AMERICAN HERO AND INSPIRATION TO ALL YOU BLOODY HOUSE CATS EVERYWHERE! Think about it mates. If your master decides to dress you up in a little poofter outfit or your bloody auntie decides to wake you fuckin' up to show the garden club how friggin cute you are, just wait for the right time AND PULL A WHITEY ON HER! The evil slave traders and owners are on notice! Watch your backs, and legs, and arms, and every other hanging extremity. We're OUT AND ON THE PROWL! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top