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BREAKING NEWS: IOWA RESULTS
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THIS IS SILLY THINKING BEAKING NEWS: IOWA RESULTS.
From our Des Moines Election headquarters here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good Evening. The results of the Iowa Caucus are in and the shocking results are:
John Kerry wins with 39%
John Edwards is second with 32%
followed by Howard Duck with 18% and
Gephardt is out of the race with a dissapointing 4th place showing with Dennis Kunicinch with 1%.
CC: John Kerry is the new comeback kid with handsome John Edwards the stud horse to watch as the race moves to the nation's first primary in the sour cream state of New Hampshire next week.
Bill Pullman, who played the president in "Independence Day" joins me once again. Bill, what do you make of the results?
BP: Well, Connie, it's good news for Kerry and...
CC: For the love of Christ! Bill, would you please put some clothes on?!
BP: I don't know what you mean.
CC: You're naked.
BP: What? Anyway Dean is now fighting an up hill battle.
CC: You're insane.
BP: Oh. I suppose you're a republican then?
CC: I'm not telling, but I never voted for your beautiful ass in "Independence Day".
BP: Thank you, Connie.
CC: You are a beautiful, beautiful man.
BP: I love you, Connie.
CC: And I love a firm male buttocks.
Be sure to join us tommorow for a wrap up on the State Of The Union Adress from Washington D.C. with that flat assed sexless George W. Bush.
I'm Connie Chung and I satisfy myself with a dildo mostly. See you later.
Silly Thinking: A new dedication to journalism.
From our Des Moines Election headquarters here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good Evening. The results of the Iowa Caucus are in and the shocking results are:
John Kerry wins with 39%
John Edwards is second with 32%
followed by Howard Duck with 18% and
Gephardt is out of the race with a dissapointing 4th place showing with Dennis Kunicinch with 1%.
CC: John Kerry is the new comeback kid with handsome John Edwards the stud horse to watch as the race moves to the nation's first primary in the sour cream state of New Hampshire next week.
Bill Pullman, who played the president in "Independence Day" joins me once again. Bill, what do you make of the results?
BP: Well, Connie, it's good news for Kerry and...
CC: For the love of Christ! Bill, would you please put some clothes on?!
BP: I don't know what you mean.
CC: You're naked.
BP: What? Anyway Dean is now fighting an up hill battle.
CC: You're insane.
BP: Oh. I suppose you're a republican then?
CC: I'm not telling, but I never voted for your beautiful ass in "Independence Day".
BP: Thank you, Connie.
CC: You are a beautiful, beautiful man.
BP: I love you, Connie.
CC: And I love a firm male buttocks.
Be sure to join us tommorow for a wrap up on the State Of The Union Adress from Washington D.C. with that flat assed sexless George W. Bush.
I'm Connie Chung and I satisfy myself with a dildo mostly. See you later.
Silly Thinking: A new dedication to journalism.
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