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This morning followed a night filled with the weirdest dreams.

I usually dream of bathrooms and commodes (more on this later) but last night was a series of off-the-wall shit.

One dream involved an amusement park where the only way to exit was to walk up a roller coaster track to a set of stairs. When I asked the man in charge just what would I do if a roller coaster came by while I was walking and he replied, "That's when you hang on underneath of it and pray you don't fall."

What?

Another involved a small community that I apparently pissed off and their solution for punishment was to use a plier-looking thing and chop off a nipple.

What?

At least one good thing came out of these weird dreams: a really good line to use in one of my stories or in my novel. I won't post it here (you know us writers, we're paranoid someone is gonna steal our good stuff) but I will say it involved a really ugly woman and Tom Berenger.