I had too much to drink last night. It was 2 for 1 mixed drinks at the 'binghi. I wanted a gin and tonic, and I wound up with a vodka tonic. So then I had to have an actual gin and tonic. Rail gin sucks. So I had another vodka tonic. Then I came home and had wine. I am not a mixed drink and wine girl. I'm a beer and whiskey girl. So this didn't go well.

And at about 4 this morning, my one brief bout of worshipping the porcelain goddess, I had a terrified second when I realized the swirls in the toilet water were red. Bright. Blood. Red.

Then I realized the last thing I had to drink was red wine. And there were cherries in the Vodka Collins. I forget to mention the Vodka Collins.

And now my head hurts. I'm gonna go make tea.