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hallawayjoe Andyland 2006-09-06 6:48 PM revised, older poem Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) |
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This is my Sex Poem Hi, welcome to my sex poem I'm Andy, pleased to make your acquaintance. Did I mention, I am a poet? Not the best pick up line, but the stars are out tonight, and I'm pulling them out of my ass. Would you go out with me? I mean Out? Would you like to have sex with me? I mean SEX, the kind with a Big X at the end, and a big S at the beginning and a Giant E in the middle? You know? SEX! Its kinda like making love... but better. Would you be my friend? I mean Best Friend I'll even be your lover, or Best friend's lover. May I recite Dover Beach with sad puppy eyes May I touch your bosom, that's poetic for titties May I lick your eardrums like a Ferengi Climb into your vagina like a little miner there are elements in there that make the universe go and the ensuing slap to my face, where I come from, is taken as a sign of good luck. I am speaking figuratively, of course, and did I mention I admire your figure. speaking of shapes, what does the human body remind you of? I believe it is a phallic symbol, like everything else, except for round things like the Sun. The Sun is a vagina, and one day, the sun will expand and blow its corona. |
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