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To the young people
It doesn't always get better
It just gets different
You learn to cope with it, put up with it

Death may be an eternity away
But now we have our dragons to face
But it turns out
It's all good
Even if it isn't

Be yourself
Be your wildest dream
Read your self silly
Climb every mountain

And rub peanut butter into your hair
Because you only live once
If life gives you lemons
Make lemonade with mayonnaise in it
You are the mayonnaise


Go to city council meetings and dance in the aisles
Shout encore after each speech
Sing the national anthem in Klingon

Be bold.... Put jalapenos in your nostrils
And habaneros in your eyes and ears
And when someone asks you how you feel
Say ow! How am I supposed to feel when I just put jalepenos in my nostrils and habaneros in my eyes and ears? Pretty dang awesome!

Wake up and throw your alarm clock out the window
Not because you want to see time fly
But because you want to sleep longer

When mom wakes you up
she will beg you
dpnt listen to that guy....
keep your orifices clear of habaneros and jalepenos
its dangerous
and you have horrible indigestion

reassure her....mom... it will be alright... this is my calling...
this is my genius.... this is what I must do....
Tell her you love her
And be of good cheer

And make sure she has lots of grandchildren
To take care of
While you go off to Mars to save the universe

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