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To the young people It doesn't always get better It just gets different You learn to cope with it, put up with it Death may be an eternity away But now we have our dragons to face But it turns out It's all good Even if it isn't Be yourself Be your wildest dream Read your self silly Climb every mountain And rub peanut butter into your hair Because you only live once If life gives you lemons Make lemonade with mayonnaise in it You are the mayonnaise Go to city council meetings and dance in the aisles Shout encore after each speech Sing the national anthem in Klingon Be bold.... Put jalapenos in your nostrils And habaneros in your eyes and ears And when someone asks you how you feel Say ow! How am I supposed to feel when I just put jalepenos in my nostrils and habaneros in my eyes and ears? Pretty dang awesome! Wake up and throw your alarm clock out the window Not because you want to see time fly But because you want to sleep longer When mom wakes you up she will beg you dpnt listen to that guy.... keep your orifices clear of habaneros and jalepenos its dangerous and you have horrible indigestion reassure her....mom... it will be alright... this is my calling... this is my genius.... this is what I must do.... Tell her you love her And be of good cheer And make sure she has lots of grandchildren To take care of While you go off to Mars to save the universe |
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