wedding ... check

yardwork ... half check (never really ends, does it?)

house repairs ... all check except for linen closet door

car insurance crap for bear we hit on highway en route to wedding ... check

small offering to bear gods for bear surviving run-in with jeep ... check

convincing girling not to shave head and join bear cult in penance for hitting bear ... check (daily)

watch Flames win Lord Stanley's mug ... [check to be inserted here Monday night]

go to work daily with Zippy the Wonder Husband and clean up after his sorry ass ... check but with protest

get sunburned even while wearing SPF 40 because of yardwork ... check

dehydration ... check

headache ... check

2 days listening to Zippy whine because I'm too ill to go to work to clean up after his said sorry ass ... check

clean house after 2 day respite ... check though I don't want to know what that crud was stuck to the cupboard door under the kitchen sink

puppysit mother-in-law's dog while she does tour of Rocky Mountain hotsprings ... check

house-train puppy ... check

steam clean carpets after house-training puppy ...

install air conditioner ...

hook up ice maker in fridge ...

buy ice ... check

buy beer ... check

wear mp3 player with volume cranked up, lie in shade and let Frank Sinatra Fly me to the Moon ... going now.