All great truths begin as blasphemies.
George Bernard Shaw
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I may, however, at some point, put something here. Some day. Eventually. No pressure.
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*kisses keyboard* It's so nice to have my own computer back.
Curiouser and curiouser.
I've found a chat mate just as fucking flakey as myself. Very cool, but it reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, the one with J. Garafolo - she's so much like him, they hit it off then start to annoy each other.
We're not annoying each other (yet) but he does type much quicker than I do, so by the time I get a post sent off to him, he's already started in on something else. Which I'm okay with - he makes more typos than I do (shush now) which gives me a thrill of vindication. The Tortoise Complex, I'll call it.
And he hasn't once hit on me! He's my kinda guy.
Lots of Monty Python quotes involved. I have a natural inclination towards boys that do this - it is a feeling deep within my soul that anyone who likes Monty Python is intelligent. Because, you know, I like Monty Python.
Dissenting opinions are greeted with a rousing chorus of "A Song for the Sensitive, the Idiot Song". And if you can email me the lyrics for this (prefaced by saying you know them rote and didn't have to google them), you shall be granted "Friendhood" in my World Domination Plan.
Anyway.
Yes, he and me shall be avoiding each other by next week.
Kidlets are off to Disneyland with the m-i-l. 3 weeks without them - it's been less than 24 hours since they left, so I'm still in the *happy sigh* stage. By tomorrow night, it'll be the *worried sigh*.
Hubby is waiting to hear the *house-is-empty-for-once,-let's-go-at-it-like-bunnies-on-the-kitchen-table sigh*. Soon enough, though. Maybe for breakfast.
The guy still hasn't shown up to finish the kitchen. Two drawer fronts - that's it, just 2! - to be replaced. A 10 minute job at best. You think he'd like to get here and get it over and done with but no. And "like hell" if M. will do it: "I'm paying that asshole, he's going to finish the job himself!"
Can't argue with that, not really.
But I would like my kitchen back.
soundtrack: *Morcheeba - "Otherwise"
*editor's note - anything by Morcheeba is good background music for sex
Curiouser and curiouser.
I've found a chat mate just as fucking flakey as myself. Very cool, but it reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, the one with J. Garafolo - she's so much like him, they hit it off then start to annoy each other.
We're not annoying each other (yet) but he does type much quicker than I do, so by the time I get a post sent off to him, he's already started in on something else. Which I'm okay with - he makes more typos than I do (shush now) which gives me a thrill of vindication. The Tortoise Complex, I'll call it.
And he hasn't once hit on me! He's my kinda guy.
Lots of Monty Python quotes involved. I have a natural inclination towards boys that do this - it is a feeling deep within my soul that anyone who likes Monty Python is intelligent. Because, you know, I like Monty Python.
Dissenting opinions are greeted with a rousing chorus of "A Song for the Sensitive, the Idiot Song". And if you can email me the lyrics for this (prefaced by saying you know them rote and didn't have to google them), you shall be granted "Friendhood" in my World Domination Plan.
Anyway.
Yes, he and me shall be avoiding each other by next week.
Kidlets are off to Disneyland with the m-i-l. 3 weeks without them - it's been less than 24 hours since they left, so I'm still in the *happy sigh* stage. By tomorrow night, it'll be the *worried sigh*.
Hubby is waiting to hear the *house-is-empty-for-once,-let's-go-at-it-like-bunnies-on-the-kitchen-table sigh*. Soon enough, though. Maybe for breakfast.
The guy still hasn't shown up to finish the kitchen. Two drawer fronts - that's it, just 2! - to be replaced. A 10 minute job at best. You think he'd like to get here and get it over and done with but no. And "like hell" if M. will do it: "I'm paying that asshole, he's going to finish the job himself!"
Can't argue with that, not really.
But I would like my kitchen back.
soundtrack: *Morcheeba - "Otherwise"
*editor's note - anything by Morcheeba is good background music for sex
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