Today, I am so stylish. I put on these shorts this morning without realizing they were too big. It was only on the train, when I untied my jacket from around my waist, that I realized that my shorts were about to fall down. The shipping boy gave me a binder clip once I got to work, but they're still too big (but at least not falling down). Richard swears I'm going to start a fashion craze, akin to the safety pin punks of the 1980's. Uh huh. Because I am such a trendsetter.

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Speaking of work, we are hiring again! Want to work with me at Blowfish? Qualified for either small company bookkeeping or inventory clerk? Check out the job description/ instructions on applying and send in a resume:

Inventory Clerk

Bookkeeper

Just for the record, yes I have hated my job in the past and yes it sometimes gets hectic around here, but things have gotten much better and I'm loving it right now.

I'm hoping we hire folks soon, as it takes awhile to train and right now I'm alone, more or less, on the phones, and I hate that.

Oh, and a benefit they don't mention in the ads is the employee discount on sex toys. Yeah, baby!