Journal Entries for 2004
Journal Entries for 2003
Journal Entries for 1998
01: Hangover Cures (3 comments)
01: Beer Church (0 comments)
02: Possum Drop (0 comments)
03: Lysenkoism (0 comments)
03: The Legend of Carrot Mom (0 comments)
03: Nanowire (0 comments)
03: Extremely Cold Molecule (0 comments)
03: Comet Photos (1 comments)
03: The White Christmas Game (0 comments)
03: Urban Survival -- Weird Economics (0 comments)
04: What city is "Chicago" set in? (0 comments)
04: Stolen Property (0 comments)
05: Wooden Ferrari F50 (0 comments)
05: Micropolitan (0 comments)
05: Mars Rover Has Sundial Technology (0 comments)
05: Puzzling Evidence (0 comments)
05: Boy Stuck Inside Game Machine (0 comments)
06: World's Best Job Title (2 comments)
06: Classic Rolling Papers, Dude (0 comments)
07: NYT on SF (0 comments)
07: Being 'left-haired' affects brain, say scientists (0 comments)
07: WWII Vocabulary (1 comments)
07: "The universe was 'smooth and boring'" (0 comments)
07: Occupational Hazards for Librarians (0 comments)
07: Mummified Horse Which Died in the Standing Position (0 comments)
09: Klingon Rap (1 comments)
09: Newspaper Correction (0 comments)
09: Far, far, far more than you ever wanted to know about paper sizes (0 comments)
10: Driving On Mars (0 comments)
10: World Builders r Us (0 comments)
11: Flatulent Technologies (1 comments)
12: Unprintable Zagat (0 comments)
12: GHz Potatoes (0 comments)
13: Zeppelin Ahoy! (0 comments)
14: Mars Rover Infographic (0 comments)
14: Disgust Is Good For You (0 comments)
14: Zeppelins Redux (0 comments)
14: Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics (0 comments)
14: Dream Machine (1 comments)
15: Journey to the Center of the Earth (3 comments)
15: Power! Power! Power! (1 comments)
16: The Traveler's Guide to Nuclear Weapons (0 comments)
16: Anthrax Island (0 comments)
16: Life After the Oil Crash (0 comments)
16: Voynich Manuscript (0 comments)
18: Museum of Spam (0 comments)
18: One-Eyed Goat (0 comments)
19: Rondo "The Creeper" Hatton (0 comments)
21: Musee Bizarre (0 comments)
21: Thingstatte (0 comments)
21: Strindberg and Helium (1 comments)
22: Calvin and Hobbes Discuss the Ethics of Evolution (0 comments)
22: The Dread and Fear of Chopsticks (0 comments)
22: Lenin corpse gets clean bill of health for another 100 years (0 comments)
23: The Work of Ibid (0 comments)
23: Dog drives milk float into pensioner (0 comments)
23: Enter the Dragon (0 comments)
24: 10 Big Myths About Copyright (0 comments)
24: Sauron's Ringlet (0 comments)
24: Gorilla Alert! (2 comments)
26: Oh! Mikey (1 comments)
26: Guns Disguised as Cell Phones (0 comments)
27: Burlesque and Side Degree Specialties (0 comments)
27: Muggles for Dean (0 comments)
27: Church rules chess is not the work of the devil (1 comments)
27: Water fairy arrested for begging (0 comments)
27: Underwater Trainspotting (0 comments)
27: Kiss Computer Printer in Annoying Lamp Shade (4 comments)
28: World's First Technical Manual (3 comments)
28: Whale explodes in Taiwan (4 comments)
29: Hoag's Object (1 comments)
29: Jesus of the Week (0 comments)
30: Surrogate mother gives birth to her own grandchildren (0 comments)
31: Advance to the Rear! (0 comments)
31: London Riot Re-enactment Society (0 comments)
February
01: The T. Rex of Microbes (0 comments)
01: CDC Ebola(tm) Virus Outbreak Action Playset (2 comments)
01: Russian Roulette For Kids (0 comments)
01: Without Sanctuary : Lynching in America (0 comments)
01: Nothing (1 comments)
02: Latest Sign of the End Times - Fish Piercing (1 comments)
04: The Secret Life of Adverbs (0 comments)
04: Dread Fear of Atomic Explosions (1 comments)
04: Pentadactyl Tetrapods (0 comments)
04: Exploding Toilets (0 comments)
05: Palm™ Audio Translator Card (0 comments)
05: Three accused of putting hairpieces on cows (0 comments)
05: LotR by Others (1 comments)
06: Parasitic Head (1 comments)
06: Songs in the Key of Fruit (1 comments)
07: Toilet Car (2 comments)
08: Microscopic Black Holes (0 comments)
09: The Face on Janet Jackson's Nipple (2 comments)
09: Comet Blamed for 6th Century "Nuclear Winter" (0 comments)
09: Marvin the Martian etched onto Mars Lander chips (0 comments)
09: Which Colossal Death Robot are you? (0 comments)
10: The Mao of Pooh (0 comments)
10: Chastity Alert (0 comments)
10: Pop star reunited with wife after baboon seized (0 comments)
11: Calvin & Hobbes on Writing (1 comments)
11: Shark Attachment Disorder (0 comments)
11: CyberAppliances Attack Italian Village (1 comments)
11: Elmer's Gantry (0 comments)
12: Which Enemy of the Christian Faith Are You? (0 comments)
12: Alien Limerick Generator (1 comments)
12: Transit Workplace Rules for Women (1 comments)
12: No Pants Day (0 comments)
13: The Bel Geddes No. 4 (1 comments)
13: More on old No. Four (2 comments)
15: Woman Marries Dead Boyfriend (0 comments)
16: Runaway Hippo Killed by Car (0 comments)
16: Pseudo-priapism! Forgotten semirigid penile prosthesis (0 comments)
16: Mindsight (0 comments)
16: Lucy in the Sky Forever (1 comments)
17: The Tao of M&Ms (0 comments)
17: The Great Molasses Flood Remembered (0 comments)
17: Won't You Be an Astronaut? (0 comments)
17: Metabolic Dominance (0 comments)
17: The Adjective -- So Ludic, So Minatory, So Twee (0 comments)
18: The Pagan Hierarchy (1 comments)
19: Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern Stalked by Hairy Students (0 comments)
19: The Crimson Room (1 comments)
20: Pioneer Airlines (0 comments)
21: Hagbard and Hrothgar (0 comments)
22: Mysterious and Undeciphered Alphabets (0 comments)
22: Language Construction Kit (0 comments)
22: Yestersol, all my troubles were such folderol (2 comments)
22: More on the Time Traveler (0 comments)
22: The Surface of Venus (0 comments)
22: Our Colonialist Past (0 comments)
23: Global Dimming (0 comments)
24: The Tao of Bigfoot (0 comments)
24: Quantum Effects at Molecular Scale (0 comments)
25: Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence (3 comments)
25: Earcon (0 comments)
25: Antiquities of the Illuminati (0 comments)
25: Fighting Robots! Cyborgs! Wizards! (0 comments)
25: Postcards From the Attic (0 comments)
26: 10th Dimension (0 comments)
26: Let's go to the robot races! (0 comments)
27: Play Jesus Dress Up (2 comments)
27: Sparks from your toilet (0 comments)
27: Men In Black (0 comments)
28: Constructing Words From Language Codes (0 comments)
29: The Night Doctors (0 comments)
March
01: Zombie Agents (0 comments)
01: Earth Erotica (0 comments)
01: Magnetic Implants (0 comments)
03: The Secret Life of Bridges (0 comments)
03: Pangolin Hide Armor (2 comments)
03: Shakespearean Insults (1 comments)
04: The Acme Klein Bottle Company (0 comments)
04: Have you driven a couch lately? (0 comments)
05: Philips' New Camera Lens Works Like Human Eye (0 comments)
05: Motorized, Battery-Operated Pants (0 comments)
05: Trains of Future Past (0 comments)
06: Three-Headed Frog (0 comments)
09: Smoking Nuclear Monica (0 comments)
09: The Evils of Funyuns (3 comments)
11: The Exorcist in 30 Seconds, with bunnies (0 comments)
11: Robot Race Update (0 comments)
11: Shakespeare Programming Language (1 comments)
11: Church Sign Generator (1 comments)
11: Modern Drunkard Magazine (0 comments)
12: Earth as seen from the Mars Rover (0 comments)
12: Sea Lion Grabs Fisherman Off Boat (0 comments)
12: Goat Theft On the Rise in Ireland (0 comments)
13: Headless Roaches (0 comments)
15: Mmm...thorax cake (0 comments)
15: Haunted Coke Can (0 comments)
15: The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator (0 comments)
15: Paper Steampunk (1 comments)
17: Man Creates 1,300-Pound Baseball (1 comments)
17: Dihydrogen monoxide rides again (0 comments)
17: Bomb Dogs (1 comments)
17: Warm Blooded Planets and Freeze-Dried Fish (1 comments)
18: It's all fun and games until somebody gets spanked (0 comments)
19: Life as We Know It - Thank you, Luna (2 comments)
19: Words Not Yet Spoken (0 comments)
19: The Music of Senator Orrin Hatch (0 comments)
19: Cool Software Toy (0 comments)
19: Another Cool Software Toy (0 comments)
20: Confluence (0 comments)
20: Man Shot in Masonic Initiation (0 comments)
22: iDuck (0 comments)
22: Nun Gunner (0 comments)
22: Dirty Book Art T-Shirts (1 comments)
23: Divine Incorruptibility (0 comments)
23: The Sword in the Stone (0 comments)
24: That Sexy Urinal (2 comments)
24: The Names of the Beasts (0 comments)
25: Weird Aviation (1 comments)
26: Mary Celeste Mystery Solved? (1 comments)
27: Speeding through Chernobyl (2 comments)
29: The Dolls of Hans Belmer (0 comments)
29: Eyeball People (0 comments)
30: Resistentialism (2 comments)
April
01: Google PigeonRank (0 comments)
02: Habitable 'Earths' (0 comments)
05: Cool Semitech Sculptures (0 comments)
05: Bullethead Phone Home (0 comments)
05: At One With the Goats (0 comments)
05: Diving for pearls...where!? (1 comments)
06: Negroes in the Klan (1 comments)
06: Icelandic Corpse Breeches (0 comments)
07: Captain Hook Rides Again (0 comments)
07: Self-Inflicted Caesarean (0 comments)
07: Island of the Dolls (0 comments)
08: Timmy the tortoise dies aged 160 (0 comments)
09: Bicycle Riding on Square Wheels (1 comments)
12: The Ugly Zoo (0 comments)
12: Furtling, furtling, over the bounding main (0 comments)
14: Pictures of Matchstick Men (0 comments)
14: We like zeppelins, we like cheese (1 comments)
15: Dry Water (2 comments)
16: Subservient Chicken (0 comments)
16: Zeppelins Yet Rule the Skies!!! (1 comments)
19: Amherst Enigma (2 comments)
20: Curse of the Rocks (0 comments)
21: Are You Rapture Ready? (0 comments)
21: The Shakespeare Pokey (0 comments)
21: Vikings in Texas (0 comments)
21: The Tree Circus (0 comments)
22: Rhino Sex (1 comments)
23: Qantas Airlines Maintenance Logs (0 comments)
23: Early Life Thrived in Lava Flows (0 comments)
23: Praying For Mercy from Xena (1 comments)
24: Rocket Powered Bicycle (0 comments)
25: See What Happens When You Overload Your Pickle (0 comments)
25: Quiet Lives, Active Deaths (0 comments)
27: Perpetual Motion...Again (1 comments)
27: A Car For People Who Don't Like Cats (0 comments)
28: Wiener Bomb (0 comments)
29: Wedding Dress For Sale (2 comments)
29: Learning Secrets of the Dead (0 comments)
29: Bosons and Fermions and Superconductors, Oh My! (0 comments)
29: Giant Land Snails Invade Wisconsin (0 comments)
29: Shearing the Wild Sheep (0 comments)
May
01: Mind Control Forum (0 comments)
01: Mysterious Alien Mummy Update (0 comments)
02: Hello, Stepping In (0 comments)
02: Loch Ness Anniversary (0 comments)
02: Outdoor Mysteries (0 comments)
02: Buddhist Theme Parks in Vietnam (0 comments)
03: Brigham Young, Monster Hunter (0 comments)
03: Lake Monster on Endangered Species List (1 comments)
03: Live Action Pac-Man (0 comments)
03: The Hole (1 comments)
04: Milkmaid of Human Kindness (0 comments)
05: Dem Bones, Dem Bones (0 comments)
06: Tentacle Sex (0 comments)
06: Coolest X-Ray Ever (0 comments)
07: Zeppelin Comics (1 comments)
11: X-Prize About to be Won? (0 comments)
11: In Search of Donna Delbert (0 comments)
11: Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse (0 comments)
11: Practicing Therapy Without a License (0 comments)
11: Editorial Note (0 comments)
12: Airship glides inside UK cathedral (0 comments)
12: Runaway Mini-sub Comes Home (0 comments)
12: Corpse Cupboard (0 comments)
14: New clues to 2bn-year-old murder (0 comments)
14: So You've Decided to be Evil (1 comments)
14: The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation (0 comments)
14: Sailor-Mongering (0 comments)
14: Great Buddha Boogers (0 comments)
14: Tasty Moon Chocolate (0 comments)
17: Addams Family Love (0 comments)
17: The ElectriClerk (0 comments)
17: Raiders of the Lost Back Yard (0 comments)
17: Childless couple told to try sex (2 comments)
17: One Slippery Customer (0 comments)
18: Protect and Survive (0 comments)
18: Combatting the Clown Drain (0 comments)
18: Woman missing part of skull amid insurance flap (0 comments)
18: Blood, blood, blood!!! (0 comments)
19: Even more disturbing than usual... (0 comments)
19: Microscopica (0 comments)
21: Animal-on-a-Chip (0 comments)
25: Zoo Bear Bites off Woman's Arm (0 comments)
26: Hexagrams! School shootings! Satan! (0 comments)
26: The Elk Bicycle Thief (0 comments)
26: Vampire bat kills 22 in Brazil (0 comments)
26: "It's Inside Me!" (0 comments)
27: The Brief Safe (0 comments)
27: Buddha's Finger (0 comments)
27: Haunted Naval Base (0 comments)
June
02: Roll Your Own Deep Impact (0 comments)
03: Cheese, Grommit (1 comments)
04: Thou Shalt Not Touch the Sturgeon of the Queen (0 comments)
04: Quaccents (0 comments)
07: Alantis Found! (Again...?) (0 comments)
07: I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives (0 comments)
07: Britain fights for giant squid (0 comments)
07: Hunting Opium Vampires (0 comments)
07: Halt or I'll sheep! (0 comments)
07: Galactos (0 comments)
07: Cute Food, way too damned cute (0 comments)
08: Listmania rules (0 comments)
08: Strange Devices of the Russian Front (0 comments)
08: LARGE Two-headed chicken made out of cigarettes (0 comments)
09: Gunner Palace (0 comments)
09: Blood on the Highway (0 comments)
10: A Boy and His Trebuchet (0 comments)
10: We are sorry that our president is an idiot (0 comments)
11: Zombies and the Art of Electric Generation (1 comments)
15: Maggie Taylor (1 comments)
16: Ronald McDonald in Nuclear Bunker Siege (0 comments)
16: French Fries are a vegetable, too (0 comments)
16: Herding Cats (1 comments)
17: Like Desperadoes Waiting For a Train (0 comments)
17: Clown Show (0 comments)
18: Ice Spikes (0 comments)
18: Bear Medicine (0 comments)
18: Baby's hand found on beach is from doll (0 comments)
19: Outsourcing Prayer (0 comments)
20: The Poop on Ancient Man (0 comments)
21: Normism (0 comments)
21: Takes a Licking... (0 comments)
21: Measuring the speed of light with marshmallows (0 comments)
21: Autism and Intelligence (0 comments)
21: Exhibitionism (0 comments)
24: Throwable Robo-Spy (0 comments)
25: Skeletor and Gang (0 comments)
28: Woman Gives Birth to Frog (0 comments)
28: Back to What Used to Be the Future (0 comments)
28: Pumping the Judge (0 comments)
28: Free Running (1 comments)
29: Having a Ball (0 comments)
July
01: OK to market bloodsuckers (0 comments)
02: Man Shot in Face, Spits Out Bullet (0 comments)
02: Pickled Space (1 comments)
03: Titanium Bras (3 comments)
06: My God, look at the SIZE of that thing (0 comments)
06: Infectious Disease Trading Cards (0 comments)
07: Conserve Oxygen by Not Farting (0 comments)
07: Horseflesh Ice Cream (0 comments)
08: Afghanistan's Genius Inventor (0 comments)
08: See-Through Concrete (0 comments)
08: Thousands of Ghost Towns in Ohio (0 comments)
08: Sock Thief (0 comments)
09: Trunk 'Gator (0 comments)
12: The Bear Lake Monster is Back (0 comments)
12: Sea Habitats (For People) (1 comments)
20: Fighting Jsus (0 comments)
20: War of the Worlds, Covered (0 comments)
21: The End of the World (1 comments)
27: Trash Log (0 comments)
28: Emotional Cars (0 comments)
28: Lawrence Olivier Unavailable for Comment (0 comments)
29: Don Martin Dictionary (0 comments)
30: Living on the Bones of Dead Whales (0 comments)
August
03: Underwater Petrified Forests (2 comments)
03: Personal VTOL Aircraft (0 comments)
04: The Lake Champlain Monster Lives! (0 comments)
12: Fear of Hell Might Fire Up Economy (1 comments)
16: Viking Attacks (0 comments)
16: I Don't Kick Puppies (0 comments)
September
14: Clowns Without Borders (0 comments)
14: Chocolypse Now (0 comments)
20: Killer Klowns from Oakbrook, IL (0 comments)
