One of the things I enjoyed most about the workshop I just finished was a little side challenge some of us took along the way. Dean--one of the instructors--was writing a short-story every day of the workshop. He solicited story titles from the group and then wrote his stories to the title.

On one workshop story, a couple of students (myself included) jumped in and wrote a new story with the same title that Dean was using for his.

So, in order to keep up with the fun, I am hereby soliciting story titles--the more outrageous the better--and I will pick one and write a new story to that title by Sunday.

So go ahead. Give me your best shot.

Joseph Haines, signing off from The Edge of The Abyss.