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Father of twins and novelist/filmmaker/musician
in New York on the
Upper Upper Upper Upper
Upper West Side.
People complain about musicals.
Nobody just stops in the street
I say you know the wrong people.
They say:
and breaks into song.
Cop banter
My neighbor is a recently retired NYC undercover cop. He was coming in with his dog when I was on my way out of the building yesterday morning, so we yakked a little. As I left, I turned back and said: Oh--since I know you keep an eye on the place, we're going to be gone from the 19th through the 28th. People are coming to feed the cat.
He said: 'Cause you know I do ask people. What do they look like?
I said: I don't know, we got a service. But if you see somebody suspicious with a can opener, they're okay.
Clever line. I'm a writer. He laughed. I started down the stairs. He called after me: Manual, or electric?
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He said: 'Cause you know I do ask people. What do they look like?
I said: I don't know, we got a service. But if you see somebody suspicious with a can opener, they're okay.
Clever line. I'm a writer. He laughed. I started down the stairs. He called after me: Manual, or electric?
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