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Father of twins and novelist/filmmaker/musician
in New York on the
Upper Upper Upper Upper
Upper West Side.
People complain about musicals.
Nobody just stops in the street
I say you know the wrong people.
They say:
and breaks into song.
Things people tell expectant fathers
"You're never having sex again."
"Once the baby comes, it's like you don't exist."
"Whatever you had with your wife before, it's gone."
"Boy is your life gonna change."
"You don't know what you're in for."
Yeah, yeah. Shaddup.
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"Once the baby comes, it's like you don't exist."
"Whatever you had with your wife before, it's gone."
"Boy is your life gonna change."
"You don't know what you're in for."
Yeah, yeah. Shaddup.
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