Shelley just forwarded me the funniest thing I've seen in a long time:

http://home.attbi.com/~charlibrary/bushspeech.swf

You can construct your own speech and listen to Bush say it. It's totally awesome, they've taken clips of him speaking and put this together.

Currently, I'm listening to Bush (or Shrub as they call him in Texas) say the following:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the United States has squandered lives on a massive scale. We've accomplished much, including my own violent ambitions. One day there can be comprehensive suffering and wicknedness side... by side. Above all we would be just in further destruction. My country is great, Iraq will be destroyed. America stands commieted to the world without government."

or...

"amercia stands commited to persistant poverty and further destruction on a massive scale in my country by raging disease"

heh.. I could do this all day.